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Часть 1
The Tightrope Zone
...submit it for your approval ...A young woman on a long hot stretch of desert road trying to make her way home before sunset...
But for miss Penny Larson the road she travels leads only one direction... To The Tightrope Zone.
Penny: Damn! That's the third time I've passed that sign for Felman Flats?! Guess I'd better take it and ask for directions.
Penny thinking: Great, this guy looks like a left over from The Little House On The Prairie.
Penny: Excuse me Sir, could you give me directions to get back on the highway?
Marshal: Sure I could miss, but first I've got to arrest you... Now step out of the car.
Penny: What for. ULLPP!!
Marshal: You forgot to use your turn signal at the corner... Come on... Judge Teal will want to set your fine.
Penny thinking: Handcuffs for a traffic violation... Phew?! I hope the judge isn't like him or I'll be crucified.. Hm! Sigh, not in this story.
Marshal: Ok move it miss Larson.
Judge Teal: HARUMPHH! Well Marshall Lee, this was a serious offense, but I believe that a fine will suffice... Miss Larson, you will please pay the clerk 25$ plus court costs. Case adjourned.
Penny: Um! Judge, I don't have that much cash. Do you take Visa?
Judge: NO CASH!? Well, I'm afraid that constitutes attempted fraud. And in Felman Flats that's a hanging offense. So miss Penny Larson, I hereby sentence you to hang by the neck until you're dead. Tomorrow morning at sunrise. Oh! Um? Those city duds you have on ought to cover your court costs, so strip and pay the clerk... Have a nice day.
Penny: What about an appeal?
Judge: Yea, how about you appeal that skirt and blouse off now, before I get mad and give you a really hard sentence.
Penny: Hanging's easy?
Penny thinking: Talk about naked justice!
Penny: Um? Your honer, can I at least keep my panties?
Judge: Afraid not, but you can keep your stockings and shoes. Afterall, cowboys get to die with their boots on, so I figure you should get to kick up your heels.
Judge: Ok Marshal, she's all yours.
Penny: Hey, don't I at least get a prison uniform?
Marshal: Nope! Why waste money?
Penny: Figures the jail would be on the other end of town.
Marshal: Hey, a show's important to our townsfolk... we don't get cable here.